Prologue Before it gets better The island of misfit gays Our daughter, fu-ling Can we borrow your ladyparts for nine months? Um, sperm The womb of steel The wounded bird How we met your M-word More than an aunt, less than a mom What's-her-womb Into their bodies, out of our hands Breeders Filthy fucking piece of shit cock faces Susie and the beast The 10 excruciatingly long days of Christmas IPs in the closet The sad happy face A family outing Bye bye, bubble The wedding we'd never had Tiffany's replacement 4th of July with the family One last peaceful sleep Pioneers again Another coming out story Heart-stopping The lottery Epilogue Acknowledgments
