Gyro and the Argonauts! AKA the best book ever written

Gyro and the Argonauts tells the totally (mostly) true story of the first "Greek Geek," a super fanboy vineyard grape-squisher named Gyro (like the sandwich), who learns there's so much more to the maligned monsters of mythology such as the CYCLOPS, the MINOTAUR, and even MEDUSA herself, and so much less to his favorite heroes including Perseus, Heracles, and Pegasus than he ever dreamed. All this happens when he joins the crew of the intrepid Ar...