Apologies all round Breeding The glass wall Dream-time Birth Milk Nine months Time Advice Being two Groundhog day Science Babies : a breeder's guide God Buggies Staring Home birth Wriggles Naming Burps Hands Girl / Boy Crying Evolution Authority Poo Smell Too much information Baby-talk The killing cup Kissing How to panic Romance The lip of the rug By the time you read this, it will be true Staring, Part 2 What's wrong with velcro? Unforgiven Fair Second pregnancies Siblings Toys Dirt Other mothers, other fathers How to get trolleyed while breast-feeding Entertaining On giving birth to a genius Dreams Speech On being loved It's not about you, you know It's not about you, you know, Part 2 The moment Worry Forgetting What it does Oh, mortality Acknowledgements