A journey begins I tried Gwyneth Paltrow's diet I tried Elizabeth Taylor's diet I tried Karl Lagerfeld's diet I tried Marilyn Monroe's diet I tried Cameron Diaz's diet I tried Madonna's diet I tried Greta Garbo's diet I tried Victoria Beckham's diet I tried Beyonce's diet I tried Jackie Kennedy's diet I tried Sophia Loren's diet I tried Pippa Middleton's diet I tried Carmelo Anthony's diet I tried Dolly Parton's diet And now, a slice of pizza
