The greatest love story of all time and how it was nearly ruined by an evil cat, gin and unsuitable men

Things are good for Fran: it's her thirtieth birthday, she has a Very Posh Job, and her handsome and talented boyfriend, Michael, is escorting her to the Ritz with a bulge the shape of a ring box in his pocket. But something's gone wrong: by the evening¡s end, Fran is howling in bed with a bottle of cheap brandy and one of Michael's old socks. After wondering why her life has gone down the pan, Fran's failsafe plan is to live like a badger, stalk...