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The gum thief

The gum thief

Book 2007

This is the first and only love story and looming apocalypse set in the aisles of an office supply superstore. Meet Roger, a divorced, middle-aged "aisles associate", condemned to restocking realms of twenty-lb. bond paper for the rest of his life. And then there's Bethany, who's at the end of her Goth phase, and young enough to be looking at fifty more years sorting pens.