The family: 1936 The family: 1987 "Trust me... I'm your mother" "You're not sick... you're irregular" "Mom, we'll take care of him" The gospel of utilities... according to dad The family that eats together... gets indigestion Who killed the home-cooked McMeal? Technology's coming... technology's coming "'No pests?' I thought it said 'No pets'" "You should have gone before you left home" The ides of May "You'll never guess who this is" "For better or for worse-- but not for lunch" A child's bathroom is his castle "But dad... it's a classic!" "Mom and dad! I'm home!" Mommie and daddie dearest! The family that plays together... shouldn't A Waltons' Christmas "Don't worry... I'll manage" The greed cycle What kind of children would bring parents into the world? What are friends for? It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your parents are? "You look wonderful" If a home is a man's castle... let him clean it "I want your job, Vanna" Can we talk? Are we talking meaningful yet? Good night... whoever you are... "Say good night, Gracie" "Running away from home" Alone at last The dream