Unaccustomed as I am ... : the wedding speech made easy

All wedding types will be catered for: big, small, religious, second marriage, atheist, straight, same-sex, church, field. All speakers will be addressed: bride, groom, father, mother, best woman and literally everyone in between. All eventualities will be planned for: mic failures, drunk guests, missing brides, smashed glasses, weeping FOBs, forgotten words. All of which will be delightfully and wittily illustrated, with a mix of little-known we...