Foreword / by Ree Drummond, the pioneer woman Introduction Give me a casual corner suit and get out of my way How Walmart and a Frito Pie made all the difference Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as a Naugahyde sofa Se habla Van Halen? Why a Trans Am might be overrated The dirty truth of a white couch Forty is not the new thirty Bangs, bangs, you're dead So you think you can parent Fish, frogs, crabs, and a farm of lies True tales of canine delinquents The glamorous life of a writer To exercise or not to exercise? That's not a real question Autocorrect is the Devil The leader of the band Baby Sister Dodging a bullet When life is a mixture of sweet and sad Beyond measure
