Introduction: Bonjour, madame How to find your calling How to choose a partner How to turn forty How to raise children How to hear How to have sex How to plan a menage-a-trois How to be mortal How to be an expert How to have a midlife crisis How to be Jung How to get dressed How to age gracefully How to learn the rules How to be wise How to give advice How to save the furniture How to figure out what's happening How to think in French How to make friends How to say no How to control your family How to be afraid How to know where you're from How to stay married Conclusion: How to be a femme libre
