The darkest dark
"Chris is an astronaut. A very busy astronaut. Saving the planet from aliens is much more important than taking baths or going to bed, because in the darkness that comes before sleep, the worst sorts of aliens appear. These aliens plague Chris -- and his dog -- every night at bedtime. But when Chris watches the first televised lunar landing, he realizes that there's a dark out in space that's much darker than what he's used to, the darkest dark e...