Prologue: I Fly Boats Squalls Out on the Gulf Stream When My Ship Comes In, I'll Be at the Airport See You in C-U-B-A The Blind Leading the Blind Under the Lone Palm Let's Blame It All on the Weather Doin' the Hemisphere Dance That's My Story, and I'm Stickin' to It Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right The Lady I Can't Explain Want What You Have You Can't Hide Your Mayan Eyes Desdemona's Building a Rocket Ship Fruitcakes in the Galley, Fruitcakes on the Street Where Has All the Time Gone? Anchovies and Antonyms I'll Be Your Pizza Tonight You've Got the Wrong Man Shelter in the Storm The Wind Is in from Africa Beyond the Low-Water Mark Housekeeping I'm Clean Colonel Cairo Who's Eating Who? Skating with the Devil It's Better in the Bahamas The Day Cain Slew Abel Suntans and Percodans Tickets to Ride Stand by Your Passenger What Has Four Eyes and Two Barrels? The Ferry of the Dead Livin' on Island Time Friday Was the Coolest No Plane on Sunday Paradise Lost Tell It Like It Is I'm a Mayan Raw, Naked Fear Bless Me, Father Where's the Party? It's Time We Do Have a History I Must Confess, I Could Use Some Rest Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect Two Hundred Dollars I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry No Bird Flies by My Window Rolling with the Punches Somebody Else's Troubles Where Is Joe Merchant? The Price of Tea in China Old Habits Die Hard The Things We Do for Love