Dog vs. Ultra Dog

"Tuffy loves Tim. And Tim loves Tuffy. But Tim also loves Ultra Dog. He watches Ultra Dog on TV. He reads Ultra Dog books. He even has an Ultra Dog cape, sleeps in a bed made with Ultra Dog sheets and wears Ultra Dog underwear. So when Tuffy's next door neighbor, a trouble-making cat named Bosworth, suggests to Tuffy that maybe he should be worried that Ultra Dog is stealing his boy, Tuffy is worried that he might be right -- especially when Tim...