An orc on the wild side

Being the Dark Lord and Prince of Evil is not as much fun as it sounds, particularly if you are a basically decent person. King Mordak is just such a person. Technically he's more goblin than person, but he is really keen to be a lot less despicable than his predecessors. Not that the other goblins appreciate Mordak's attempts. Why should they when his new healthcare programme seems designed to actually extend life expectancy, and his efforts to...