The humiliations of Pipi McGee

From her kindergarten self-portrait as a bacon with boobs, to fourth grade when she peed her pants in the library thanks to a stuck zipper to seventh grade where ... well, she doesn't talk about seventh grade. Ever. After hearing the guidance counselor lecturing them on how high school will be a clean slate for everyone, Pipi-- fearing that her eight humiliations will follow her into the halls of Northbrook High School-- decides to use her last y...