A Long Walk Up The Water Slide Neal Carey Mystery Series, Book 4.

Neal Carey has to keep the mob, the FBI, and a major television personality from killing his newest client-but he's tempted to do the job himself. Sometime student and ever-reluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun-but his new assignment doesn't sound dangerous. All he has to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget-a gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big-hair...