So Low So High

Simon Brewster is a doomed man. If he doesn't change his ways, he'll never see middle, let alone old, age. He knows that most people generally don't drink white cider for breakfast, don't use the aisle of Tesco as a toilet, and don't steal from their family and friends. At school the careers adviser never suggested stealing Edam balls and legs of lamb as a job, and his doctor has never prescribed crack cocaine or heroin. Simon still does these th...