The colossal camera calamity

"Hank hates school photos. Something always goes wrong just before the FLASH -- a spider lands on his nose, he bends down to tie his shoe, or his "smart-guy" pose ends up looking like a "nose-picker" shot. But this year, Hank is careful to take every possible precaution to ensure he takes a good picture. Unfortunately, between messy art class, a chocolate cake, and school bully McKelty, Hank's picture-perfect appearance is in jeopardy. He'll have...