The wife who got a life
"STUFF I REALLY NEED TO DO BEFORE I GET ANY OLDER: JANUARY : Write the Above List; FEBRUARY: Ditch Periods; MARCH: Ditch Cooking; APRIL: Get a Life Outside the Family - Preferably with 'Young' People; MAY: Secure My Son's Future - i.e. Put a Rocket Up His Arse; JUNE: Secure My Daughter's Future - i.e. Teach Her How to Not Get Screwed Over by Relationships; JULY: Reduce My Carb Footprint (That will be carbohydrate as well as carbon); AUGUST: Agree...