How to marry Keanu Reeves in 90 days

"Bethany Lu Carlisle is devastated when the tabloids report actor Keanu Reeves is about to tie the knot. What? How could the world's perfect boyfriend and forever bachelor, Keanu not realize that making a move like this could potentially be devastating to the equilibrium of ... well ... everything! Not to mention he's never come face to face with the person who could potentially be his true soulmate -- her. Desperate to convince Keanu to call off...