The knights of Crystallia

"So I told you how Grandpa Smedry showed up at my house and said "Alcatraz, come with me to save the world!" . . . Well, this is the book where you find out how awesome I really am! I finally make it to the Free Kingdoms--lands outside of evil Librarian control (like where you live) . . . [E]veryone loves me there because I'm a celebrity! . . . Anyway, some bigwigs from the evil Librarians are in town trying to negotiate a peace treaty--and I don...