Talk flirty to me

I've got ninety-nine problems and my brother's snarky, smart-mouthed best friend Sam is tangled up in every last one of them. I learned a long time ago that when it comes to firefighter Sam O'Shea, absence -- and some necessary tactical avoidance -- works juuust fine. But the audition of a lifetime just fell into my embarrassingly broke lap, and now I need Sam's help. He's the only one who can help me land the job. And if it means kickstarting my...