Not so nice guy

"Oh my god. Who is that?" I get asked this question a lot. "Oh him?" I reply. "That's just Ian." Just Ian is the biggest understatement of the century. Just the Mona Lisa. Just the Taj Mahal. Just Ian, with his boring ol' washboard abs and dime-a-dozen dimpled smile. Just Ian is ... just my best friend. We're extremely close, stuck so deep inside a Jim-and-Pam-style friend zone everyone at work assumes we're a couple -- that is until one day, wor...