How I became a pirate

Jeremy Jacob is sitting on the beach building a sand castle one fine day with his parents when he sees a pirate ship heading their way. He tries to warn them, but it is already too late! When the ship lands, a motley band of scurvy dogs (pirates) heads straight for Jeremy. The pirate captain introduces himself as Braid Beard and welcomes Jeremy to come with them. At first, Jeremy thinks pirate life is great -- you don't have to say please or...