Introduction: This book can save you decades of effort : I'm not hanging noodles on your ears! The language of love : swallowed like a postman's sock Kith & kin-dred : seventh water on a starchy jelly Animals : here the donkey falls Appearances & health : go out by the neck of your shirt Heads & tails : pull the hair out of someone's nostrils Countries : oranges to China Numbers : the twenty-two misfortunes Time : when dogs were tied with sausages Colors : sighing with blue breath Emotional states : bang your butt on the ground Work & money : to have no time to die Food & drink : give it to someone with cheese False friends : one's belly is thick In conclusiveness: the end is musk
