Why I love being weird pt. 1. Time. Killing time No time like the present The rest is up to you pt. 2. Money. Rich relatives The best money can buy A generous eye pt. 3. Relationships. Love is ... weird Aiming at the wrong target If you please pt. 4. Sex. An affair to remember Sex Cymbals A different kind of education pt. 5. Values. Get my drift. A weird blessing Just one thing Weirder than normal