In the beginning In a land far away In the days There once was a man And he went by the name of And in his heart And it came to pass He tucked the treasure deep in his sack He picked up the sword And there he met An old man sat by the side of the road The unseen world gathered Trouble was bound to come And the challenge of his life loomed And he was never the same again Happily ever after And if he's not gone, he lives there still