It's a girl (and you can't name her Megatron) The pink hangover (and how to dress your daughter) Your social life (R.I.P.) Disney is going to ruin your life (commence operation princess overload) The Dora years (come on, vamanos!) Learn to like tea (and other baby doll-related activities) Extra innings: when bedtimes go awry (and you thought getting your wife into bed was difficult) Halftime quiz Questions you never expected your daughter to ask (and how to answer them) She's sick, drop everything! (and invest in a DVR) Diaper-to-bathroom breakdown (this chapter stinks) How to get her to choose sports over ballet (the playbook) How to deal with her first crush (this is no time for jokes) Future bankruptcy (how to start saving for that wedding) Why having daughters is really the best (Daddy's girl) Surviving fatherhood emergencies (do not open this chapter unless it's an emergency) Final quiz Appendix. At this age: what girls are learning
