The sh!t no one tells you : a 52-week guide to surviving your baby's first year

9781580054843

247 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm

Shit no one tells you

And You Thought Pregnancy Was Hard
Please Censor Your Birth Story
Raid the Hospital
Breastfeeding Is Really F'n Hard
They Will Let You Take a Baby Home!
So Many Tears
Your Newborn Is Not Cute
It May Not Be Love at First Sight
No One Is Loving This as Much as Their Facebook Posts Would Have You Believe
You Just Pooped Out a Baby (Your Body Post-Baby)
Your Life Is Officially Over
Poop, Puke, and Pee
Children's Books Are Ridiculous
You Are a Horrible Mother Whether or Not You Vaccinate
Having Pets Did Not Prepare You for This
Who Needs a Health Plan When You Have the Internet?
You'll Never Sleep Again
Your House Is Way Too Small
Babies Don't Like Bragging
You Can't Afford This
Teeth Are the Devil
You'll Be Blamed in Therapy Someday
You Can't Have It All
A Dysfunctional Relationship
Remember Your Memory?
Your Body Is Ruined
You'll Probably Want a Divorce
It Does Not Go By "Soooo Fast"

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