The kitchen : clean it, or just set it on fire and be done? Cleaning floors, ceilings, walls, and other immovable things Le pissoir (because these things sound fancier in French) Get rid of your ladies, seriously, they are revolting Here comes the bride, all dressed in ... oh dear, what's that on the bride's dress? Laundry, just ... so much laundry, you guys Pimp your ride The things you really can't ask Martha (or mom, for that matter!)